In an effort to alleviate the vague, passing sensation of restlessness and unease that inexplicably afflicts thousands of people each day, pharmaceutical manufacturer GlaxoSmithKline released a new drug Wednesday specially formulated to treat the symptoms of individuals who just feel sort of weird sometimes.
The Onion reports the new drug, Placidex, provides relief to those who feel just a little out of it.
"You know, when you’re not quite tired, exactly, but you definitely don’t feel 100 percent alert, and everything’s just kind of … disconnected, I guess?" GSK CEO Andrew Witty told The Onion.
GSK is next expected to announce a drug for people who are perfectly happy and enjoying normal, healthy lives.
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